vodka shits

When you drink a shit ton of vodka or alcohol and you just fucking go ham when shitting

Breh I got some mad vodka shits last night

by Cruzikins September 16, 2016

Frail as shit

one who is incredibly weak and submits to tasks such as baking, cooking or cleaning. frail as shit also refers to a lack of physical strength and inability to stand up for yourself

Bobby: I'm hungry, make me a sandwich.
Katie: Fine, what kind
Bobby : Doesn't matter, but make it quick
Katie leaves
Dan: Damn, katie is frail as shit

by divergentthinking June 14, 2011

Mac That Shit

To successfully pursue sexual relations with a female.

Zahur: OMG did you see those two hotties making out at the bar? Or is it my beer-goggles?

Gavin: Who gives two shits? Man up, son, and mac that shit.

by TorontoGavin September 12, 2010

Beat-To-Shit

Old, Dingy, Banged up, And possibly Dirty piece of property one must own.

Nothing is more comfortable than a Beat-To-Shit Leather couch.

by Rizzy Rizzle May 20, 2012

stubborn shit

A shit that is uncooperative and drags its feet in leaving the rectum.

That stubborn shit won't come out

by Queen Buttrix November 30, 2017

chemistry shits

When you have to fart or shit but you're not sure if it is a solid, a liquid, or a gas. But you're too scared to experiment.

Guy A: Dude, I need to find a bathroom asap.

Guy B: Why, what's up?
Guy A: I've got the chemistry shits.
Guy B: Brutal!

by ak8807 November 11, 2014

Shit's & Giggles

When a person farts obsessively and then laughs about it

Jake : Oh Kiersten I love your soft long hair Mmmm!
Kiersten : Oh Jake I get tingly when you caress it! O God Damn What That Horrible Smell?
Steve : Hey guy's Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Jake : Go to the bathroom you smelly fucker!
Steve : Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! NO!
Kiersten : Oh good lord he's got the Shit's & Giggles!
Jake : He always has the Shit's & Giggles!
Steve : Hey guys check out my underwear there like totally brown!
Kiersten : O Good Lord cover that thing up!
Steve : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! That was a juicy one!
Chad : Mmmm! Who had Taco Bell for lunch?
Steve : Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! That would be me!
Chad : Awesome by the way put some pants on your scaring my business away!

by SlopNChop December 15, 2017