using it not about someones sexual orientation; like how kids these days use the word Gay and Faggot
Brad: Chad you gotta try this new alcohol . take 6 shots dude
Chad: Nah dude im good
Brad: Why you gotta be so straight?
Chad: Nah dude im good
Brad: Why you gotta be so straight?
by striaghtboy69 April 3, 2019

by butterscotch24687531 March 8, 2020

*The ultimate normativity-nuking clapback, weaponizing heterosexuality as a diss. With a destructive power of 999,999,999,999, it erases basicness in a 5,000-mile radius. Side effects include spontaneous allyship, cishets evaporating into pumpkin spice lattes, and your local HOA disbanding.*
*Brad: "ur mom gay lol"
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.
by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025

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by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

by Austin is nothing to see :) November 19, 2021

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 2, 2025

a straight guy who thinks he's straight but experiments being gay with his homie, often by masturbating in the absence of women
alicia: my bf nick is straight curious
sarah: how do you know??
alicia: he and his homie josh sucked each other off and flip-fucked while I was on vacation
sarah: aren't they just gay?
alicia: nah they were watching straight porn and it was only because I was gone and nick was super horny
sarah: how do you know??
alicia: he and his homie josh sucked each other off and flip-fucked while I was on vacation
sarah: aren't they just gay?
alicia: nah they were watching straight porn and it was only because I was gone and nick was super horny
by aiden6969 November 18, 2023
