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Straight

using it not about someones sexual orientation; like how kids these days use the word Gay and Faggot
Brad: Chad you gotta try this new alcohol . take 6 shots dude
Chad: Nah dude im good
Brad: Why you gotta be so straight?
by striaghtboy69 April 3, 2019
mugGet the Straightmug.

“straight”

when you pretend to be straight but you are actually fucking your best friend
I shop at American Eagle.. I am SO “straight”

No, it’s okay that we’re making out , I’m “straight”
by butterscotch24687531 March 8, 2020
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you're parent straight

*The ultimate normativity-nuking clapback, weaponizing heterosexuality as a diss. With a destructive power of 999,999,999,999, it erases basicness in a 5,000-mile radius. Side effects include spontaneous allyship, cishets evaporating into pumpkin spice lattes, and your local HOA disbanding.*
*Brad: "ur mom gay lol"
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.
by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025
mugGet the you're parent straightmug.

relatives of consanguinity of straight line

mother: girl or woman who gave birth to a child

father: boy or man who was responsible for the formation of a one child or more children through sperm

parent: mother or father

grandmother: parent’s mother

grandfather: parent’s father

grandparent: parent’s parent

great-grandmother: grandparent’s mother

great-grandfather: grandparent’s father

great-grandparent: grandparent’s parent

great-great-grandmother: great-grandparent’s mother

great-great-grandfather: great-grandparent’s father

great-great-grandparent: great-grandparent’s parent

great-great-great-grandmother: great-great-grandparent’s mother

great-great-great-grandfather: great-great-grandparent’s father

great-great-great-grandparent: great-great-grandparent’s parent

daughter: girl or woman in relation to her parents

son: boy or man in relation to her parents

child: person in relation to her parents

granddaughter: child’s daughter

grandson: child’s son

grandchild: child’s child

great-granddaughter: grandchild’s daughter

great-grandson: grandchild’s son

great-grandchild: grandchild’s child

great-great-granddaughter: great-grandchild’s daughter

great-great-grandson: great-grandchild’s son

great-great-grandchild: great-grandchild’s child

great-great-great-granddaughter: great-great-grandchild’s daughter

great-great-great-grandson: great-great-grandchild’s son

great-great-great-grandchild: great-great-grandchild’s child
I am glad to see my relatives of consanguinity of straight line all gathered at Christmas.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
mugGet the relatives of consanguinity of straight linemug.

Straight

Bro:It's straight
Girl:it is straight
Bro 2:No
by Austin is nothing to see :) November 19, 2021
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straight curious

a straight guy who thinks he's straight but experiments being gay with his homie, often by masturbating in the absence of women
alicia: my bf nick is straight curious
sarah: how do you know??
alicia: he and his homie josh sucked each other off and flip-fucked while I was on vacation
sarah: aren't they just gay?
alicia: nah they were watching straight porn and it was only because I was gone and nick was super horny
by aiden6969 November 18, 2023
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