ungrateful tankie pig

"Even though I strongly opposed the firebombing of @friendlyjordies house, this very vicious, slimy ungrateful tankie pig - a washed up male model - nipples protruding"

"Did you see Drew called Jordies an ungrateful tankie pig because he called him fat?"

by LemonssnomeL July 31, 2024

Lazy Pig Flu

Seasonal disorder which occurs when the sun comes out all the women in the office/school/place of work etc suddenly start croaking down the phone that they are 'ill' until the sun disappears and they return to work fully tanned to the max - it seems the sunshine and lazing about works wonders for LPF!!!!

Baz 'Just got a call from princess, seems she's ill'
Dai'Lazy Pig Flu don't you mean'

by jaga-jack May 5, 2009

Dixie pig

When a girl does something typically defined as disgusting or nasty. Or is looking nasty.

*girl farts or burps* "wow you are really dixie pigging right now aren't you"

"Your dixie pig is really showing tonight"

by LanHarasaki June 11, 2016

Roblox Pig e

Piggy being kinda funny, or an April fool joke. MiniToon is C O O L

John: Hey, look at Roblox Pig e. ITS F U N N Y

by Hi peeple May 12, 2022

Pig

An animal

Hey look at that pig over there

by Uoajde September 6, 2022

psycho pig

best song in the world (real) (really good) (xd) (miiniton) (scary pig) (ball)

the piggy is very scary in psycho pig (very scary) (very scary)

by MaybeNotSourdart June 8, 2021

guinea pigs

when a couple argues real bad all the way home. then they prepare food while still arguing hurting each others' feelings like its nothing. during dinner they chew snaringly and fight over ridiculous stuff like buying 600g of plums instead of 500. then they wash the dishes and tidy up calling each other names ("useless whore", "brainless brick") and insulting families. then they watch the news while threatening to end their relationship, both of them hardening out of delusions of pride, honour, dignity. neither one willing to simply change their perspective for a minute to witness the comedy of their scene.

at five to twelve the couples' two guinea pigs start procreating in their cage facing the bewildered, silenced couple. a lot of wheezing, puffing and blowing, stamping and trampling.

by Krkič October 15, 2019