Apple Pie Simulator

To tell a softy to leave a game, Most of the time a bloody pvp game

softy: This game has to much blood
Normal person:ok go back to Apple Pie Simulator.
softy:*Crys*

by X1bd September 11, 2022

ohio cream pie

When a guy from Ohio ejaculates inside any orifice.

“Last night, Britton gave me one of his world famous Ohio Cream Pies!”

by JojoMelons February 6, 2021

apple pie

i dont fuck with you go kill yourself

i gotta go, im gonna go eat apple pie

by brothamanman May 20, 2024

Double Cherry Pie

Both parties are virgins having sex fur the first time, both cherries are popped.

It can also mean a man having sex with two virgins at one time

It was a double cherry pie wedding night

That dude just ate a double cherry pie with those two girls.

by Miss lissa April 30, 2023

Whoopie pie

It is a sexual act in which a male ejaculates onto a lump of feces shaped into a disk-like paddy. The whoopie pie is complete when another paddy of poopoo is added over top the jazzy-jizz to make a horrible shit sandwich. This bizarre sexual stunt was pioneered and perfect in the town of Rutland Vermont.

I developed My famous whoopie pie recipe, after my husband Ernest, and I discovered a poop left on our doorstep. He asked me “Linda, do you need to use the toilet?” And replied, “why yes Ernest I do, But what does that have to do with this mess on the step?”. He said, “Linda, I have an idea.” And the rest is history…

by Bigstevesfuckshack September 16, 2023

Pecan pie aka Jordan

Someone who is beautiful and amazing and deserves the world:) someone who's been there for me and loved me for who I am no matter how corny and cringey I am <3

Person 1: who’s Pecan pie aka Jordan?

Person 2: the best person I’ve ever met

by Bird<33 August 31, 2021

Pie

A Northern Slang phrase for to be ignored. Usually referring to when someone sees your message but doesn't respond

She pied me!
You got pied!
I going to pie them

by Scott22922 September 1, 2019