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Confiscate the moneys

The act of "nutting" or ejaculating in a victims eyes and then robbing them blind.

The name is a double-entendre as you literally are "confiscating" a person's money and because it was created by a jewish man named Kahn, who loved to steal shmeckels with his eye-nut technique. Because of Kahn, the name Kahnfiscate the moneys was popularized, sadly mistyping has changed history.

A very common sign of disrespect in the 17th century, however is now resurfacing due to its use in the chorus of the song "black beatles" by Rae Sremmurd.
Black beatles in the city, be back immediately, to confiscate the moneys.

Tim: yo, Kahn. Can you buy dinner?

Kahn: sure, I just confiscated the moneys from this thicc girl.
by Meatorino69 December 5, 2016
mugGet the Confiscate the moneysmug.

Money Dog

A money dog is... Dog...With money, it collects hoes as it likes to fuck them too.
by Fagboi98-2901324 August 8, 2017
mugGet the Money Dogmug.

Butt Money

When you have so much money, it’s coming out of your butt. You spend butt money quick because, well, it came out of your butt so you want to get rid of it ASAP.
We’re taking a limo tonight because I have butt money.
by Mmmm Peanuts November 4, 2022
mugGet the Butt Moneymug.

To Glum ones money

Person that hates spending money and eagerly goes the extra mile to avoid any costs. Like requesting a refund for getting the order delivered by different (cheaper) courier than requested.
To Glum ones money - Robert is sitting on his money like a Glum.
by pw994 May 14, 2021
mugGet the To Glum ones moneymug.

Domino's Money

Tristan's $5
Don't give your Domino's money to My Story Animated!!
by that_monkee_girl April 14, 2022
mugGet the Domino's Moneymug.

Money Sniffin' Heeb

A Jewish boy who always knows that there is money in your backpack
Oh, come on you Money Sniffin' Heeb! How did you know there was $20 in my backpack?
by ChickenChocker69 June 11, 2024
mugGet the Money Sniffin' Heebmug.

John Money

A boogeyman name the right always drops in an attempt to invalidate trans research, while ignoring that John Money agreed with them and thought people could be turned trans, believing it to be a social phenomenon out of control. In short, right-wingers agree with John Money and his outdated views.

Pro-tip: namedropping is NOT an argument! Confront what's addressed instead of being a nuisance. And btw, Ray Blanchard is a fraud and he forgot to properly control against cis women in his attempts to prove his AGP rubbish.
Biologist: "Contemporary research has left us with vast amounts of empirical evidence that corroborate a biological stratification between the two concepts of sex and gender. This has resulted in us bettering our understanding of said phenomena and falsification of the flawed Blanchardian typology, and so on, so forth."

Matt Walsh: "Ok but there was a guy called John Money and he made lots of money and he was a SEXOLOGIST. JOHN MONEY, PEOPLE. JOHN MONEY BAD"

Dumbass: "This guy is perfectly sane and so smart! More people should be like Matt Walsh! Rage against the reptile lizard globalist regime! By the way, they're putting fluorine in the water!"

Wojak below is a perfect representation of a seething right-winger (e.g. Matt Walsh) having to resort to namedropping John Money to fearmonger because he has no valid argument.
by AgainstTransHate September 24, 2024
mugGet the John Moneymug.

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