Simp

A guy who would do anything for pussy but never gets it. Would literally ditch the boys to hang with the girls just to be friendzoned and called the gay best friend. Usually named Jacob

Guy 1: omg you are really going to hang with girls instead of the boys?
Guy 2: yea im trying to get my dick wet
Guy 1: you never get pussy all the girls friend zoned you! You’re such a simp!

by Thatpussman January 16, 2020

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simp is a acronym of the military ranking:

Simian
Imitating
Military
Personal

yes, im a simp. Simian Imitating Military Personal

by Jobb February 24, 2021

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Overlord is a simp

by Trashwifi_ May 19, 2020

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Trenton Schoonmaker

Simp for bell-bottom queens.

by pudge32 October 07, 2020

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Sucker idolizing mediocre p*ssy. A man who will do anything, even emasculate himself to get to the innards of a lady without genuinely standards for men or themselves.

If Sandra had standards all her boyfriends wouldn’t be such simps!

by LuneyLefty March 20, 2025

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