best friend

a best friend is the person you got to when you don’t think anyone else will take you. and a best friend is the one person who you can count on to say yes. and they do.

emily: i was crying pretty hard, so i texted madisyn. she really helped me like nobody else could. she’s my best friend.

julia: dang. i wish i had someone like that.

by milliho beans🤐 May 3, 2018

Turd Friend

Less offensive way of saying "shitty friend"

La Senorita Gato: Gahh you're such a turd friend

by P. P. Walter November 23, 2019

model friend

That one person in a friend group who always looks like they're modeling for a magazine. They are very attractive and naturally photogenic but typically reject this, falsely claiming they're ugly.

1. They're so hot, they're like the model friend.

2. She always dresses to impress. Truly the model friend of our group.

by gay_baby February 27, 2021

Best friend

Krystek Robakiewicz aka Tuki Tuki.

Krys is the best friend a person can ask for

by Ecnalnogard June 9, 2020

Poo Friend

When two people come together to make an unimaginable bond. Covering themselves in poo they will tackle the world! Splattering themselves onto walls to make snow-angel like art work. A Poo friend is for life, nobody will compare to your Poo friend.

Poo friend #2, “You seriously messed up!”
Poo friend #1, “I feel awful, you are my Poo friend, I don’t mean what I say, I love you forever.”

by Breadcooker01 December 7, 2021

wi-friend

That random ass nigga who's got your back. His wifi is unlocked

Deshawn:Damn I can't get a signal anywhere and I gotta peep these nudes on the gram

Tyrone: don't worry man some random homie has no password on his wifi

Deshawn: shiiiit he a real "wi-friend"

by Savage Cucumber May 21, 2016

a friend of Toto

A homosexual dog. Similar to a friend of Dorothy.

Your bitch won't stop trying to hump my bitch. She must be a friend of Toto.

by Dahimi August 14, 2016