dad wagon

A dad wagon is where at least 5 dads run a train on one of the dad’s sons, making dad jokes as they do it.

Incest is fine but I hate it when my dad runs a dad wagon on me with his friends.

by Dad-inator May 15, 2019

sugar DAD

When someone comes off as protective over another person that is a sugar baby.

Cole, you’re being a sugar DAD right now. 🙄

by Rosierose21 April 25, 2019

Dad

a dad is someone who will leave you for another family and keep doing the same thing. He will act like he cares until you are old enough he will ditch you like a rock in the forest. If you have a good dad congratulations dont disrespect him and keep him close before he leaves .

Hey my dad went to get some milk and i haven't seen him in 2 WEEKS!

by yo mama and yo dadda December 15, 2020

Mom-Dad

(n.)- A friend who is both the mom and dad of the friend group; someone who resembles both motherly and fatherly like features

The Mom-Dad loved football and made sure her friends still had a good time.

DS: Hey Lola?
Lola: Yeah?
DS: Are you the Mom friend of the group?
Lola: No, I’m the Mom-Dad friend of the group, Football!!!

by DSsquared2 September 20, 2021

Squad Dad

The friend that is disapproving of almost any action and tends to have a small comfort zone.

I asked the squad dad if he wanted to come and he said we are wasting our time.

by BotMirage July 26, 2016

Dad's sisters pussy!

This is a word that can be used to describe an inbred, or someone you suspect of being an inbred. (You just want to make fun of them.)

Alex, have you left your Dad's sisters pussy!?. You need to grow a pair and stop camping corners!

by Paxqueer March 23, 2024

Your dad

The most awesome person to ever exist on this planet. More awesome than whole grains. Both fish and women adore him. Everyone strives to be like him.

See also: your mom

Person 1: Wow look at him! Is he always this awesome and good looking?
Person 2: Yeah of course, he's probably just your dad!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2022