Beef Bobber

A highly inebriated male, typified with a loss of speech and motor functions. When presented with a meal, the only option for the Beef Bobber being to face plant the plate and bite chunks at will. This is due to the high level of alcohol stupefication and resultant inability to master cutlery or seek assistance.

Look at the shape of that Beef Bobber

by TCJ&L September 6, 2017

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beef

"Beef"a butt-queef, similarly to a vaginal queef but at the anal opening.

"yo man wanna start some beef?

by yeeziesonthebacklawn August 16, 2020

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Beef Jerky

When your girl is giving you a handy and then bites the tip of your dick right as you cum.

My girl gave me beef jerky yesterday and now my dick hurts.

by LOTSO THE BEAR June 3, 2018

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beefing

the act of causing a queef-like emission of gas from another’s butthole during anal sex

A: “yo, i was railing her up the bum and then she started beefing”
B: “beefing?”
A: like bum queef
B: damn

by gyatttoberizzingme July 11, 2024

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Beefed It

(Verb) The act of farting so heartily that it smells like fresh poop.

Mandy: Eww did you fart?!
Dean: Yeah! I fucking beefed it!

by Mrs. Mochez August 20, 2021

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Happy Beef

Chinese delicacy. Stir fried cow’s uterus.

Boss: Prepare a feast! I want Happy Beef!
Minion: Do you want snow peas as side?
Boss: You idiot! Snow Peas goes with Happy Pork! What does Happy Beef goes with? Pickled Choi Sum! This is a rule!

by Professor Fung September 25, 2017

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