mexican space station

A high class mexican space shuttle. Usually these are paired toilets, one each for make and females. Some are really dolled up and have a/c in them.

Did you blast off in the mexican space shuttle?

No, I made a visit to the mexican space station.

by Kevin Kopf June 1, 2007

Mexican Hair Gel

When a man masturbates into a toilet, and gives someone a swirly

dude after i gave her that mexican hair gel, she combed her hair with it!

by Hatchet Juggler November 23, 2011

Mexican Pipe Cleaner

When the inside of your ass is cleaned with a Toothbrush.

I gave my sister a Mexican Pipe Cleaner today.

by PinkRipper June 4, 2011

mexican lap dance

The act of a couple having sex while the man sits on the toilet and takes a dump. The woman sits facing the same direction and does the work.

I asked her for a blumpkin but she said she'd rather give me a Mexican lap dance.

by Aldiros October 5, 2016

mexican leaf blower

when the mexican that snorts the most coke has allergies and has to go outside to blow snot rockets and gets rid of your leaves for you in the process.

no honey, i don't need to rake this year, i got a mexican leaf blower.

by vato4loko99bananas March 17, 2015

mexican hot phone

the act of lubing up your phone with salsa, then inserting the spicy phone into your anus

dude, i just 'mexican hot phoned' myself - quick call me!............ oh yeah, thats nice.

by samyooel25 April 13, 2009

mexican drug lord

When you are in the gym locker room and you wear your button-up shirt without buttoning it up. Preceded to say' " Sell all the cocaine" and say yes in a very evil but slightly charming voice.

1.Man that shirt is making you look like a Mexican drug lord

2.William Goad is a Mexican drug lord

by Tesco man May 31, 2016