putty in sb's hand

to be easily controlled by someone!

she's like putty in your hands.(putty in sb's hands.)

by Angel0987654321 July 21, 2018

Hitler was right-handed

A phrase which makes Jews get butthurt.

A poll of 6 million people found that most people believe Hitler was right-handed.

by AnonDoxy January 19, 2023

Third-Hand Embarrassment

When you feel embarrassed that another person is embarrassed at someone else

Hassan was feeling Third-Hand Embarrassment that Sarah's was feeling Second-Hand embarrassed that her boyfriend took off his shirt and started screaming dead memes at the gym

by IRobo_Lover February 11, 2023

Touched by the hand of God

I was standing by the ocean when I saw your face
I couldn't look at you
I guess you knew it but I never realized
That we were through
And now I'm down here all alone
With every feeling that I own
You can't take that away
And with every breath we take
And the illusions we create
Will come to you someday
And I was touched
By the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was
I never hoped to do the things in this world
I wanted to
Because everything I own
It belongs to you
I never looked at you in a sexual way
In my life before
And I've never woken up like this
So desperately before

And I was touched by the hand of God
Never knew it
But of course I was

by Death Menace May 6, 2023

Shaking hands with the pope

A phrase to indicate masturbation.

Johnny is shaking hands with the pope. He has his hand in his pants and moving it around suspiciously. So bold of him to jerk off in class. Gotta try it.

by Melissa Mohr January 25, 2021

Red hand of ulster

A northern irish tradition of, when your friend turns his back, SLAP HIM ON THE BACK OR ASS AT F U L L FORCE.
If you have a Northern irish friend watch ye back

I just gave ya the old red hand of ulster!

by EnjoymentEnjoyer March 8, 2023

Shaking hands with the bishop

A person of the male gender masturbating.

Dude!!! He got caught by his mom shaking hands with the bishop!!!

by samsammydog March 28, 2012