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i think we should have a real dog

Idea for getting a new dog that isn't a stuffed animal
I think we should have a real dog Defined as getting a real dog
by Piiopdgh July 28, 2017
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Have fun, jokesters

Guy number one: What does the "HFJ" in Cheesy HFJ's name stand for?
Guy number two: Have fun, jokesters.
by Itz KittyPinkiez May 29, 2024
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Have fun being poor

The proper thing to tell anyone who tells you they lost all their money in NFTs
"I lost my house because I took out a second mortgage to buy bored apes" "lol. Have fun being poor"
by Yhdycjgddjg June 20, 2022
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You Have A Right To Say Whatever You Want To Say...

"But you don't have the right to make other people say it with you..." Say Ben Shapiro
Hym "So you DON'T have a right to use theft, stalking, and gaslighting to make me say you kids lives have value and they don't deserve die or Jews good and not literal Nazi. Fantastic. So, I'm going to need that money from both my labor and my property and the only way you are not going to pay me is if some kids die for this. So, my rights NOW... OR... Your kids rights will be revoked. You Have A Right To Say Whatever You Want To Say... About me getting my money... And I'm sure you will. I genuinely can wait to see it. But, in the mean time, Jews bad! Hilter was right! If Hilter succeeded how would have ended racism once and for all. Your kids are shit. When they die it heals the world. Retards bad. All of them. I (exclusively) should be allowed to rape women."
by Hym Iam December 12, 2024
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-why do you have to be there for so long?
-why do you always complain?
-I was saying I miss you...
by BennieBen1335 February 9, 2018
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I’ll have fries with that

When you waste your money on a useless college degree that gets you nowhere such as gender studies
Pam - Oh did I tell you that I’m majoring in gender studies?

Jim - I’ll have fries with that.
by CaptainPete2024 February 10, 2024
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Have sex and travel

A polite way to tell someone to f**k off
by LisaA123 November 26, 2025
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