Dad

a person that black people don't have

White: Look my dad's here! where is yours?
Black: He's gone looking for milk.

by jiggaboo liggaboo October 18, 2022

dad

someone who left you at the age of 5

a man who went to get milk but did not come back

dad: hey son i need to get milk

son: ok dad

son 1 hour later: ima prank dad when he comes back

1 day:

2nd day:

420th day:

by mike hawks smol January 27, 2020

ur dad

ur dad got milk

your dad got 17 years expired milk and will come back when you are 18 so give up on life

by the dumb nerd 1+1=84 February 4, 2020

Dad

Daddy: Lillie is the greatest dad & will always give you emo kib pictures.

"Dad could I please see emo kibs?"
"Can I see my kibs?"
"Yeth pleth look at kibs"

by SprouseEdits October 23, 2019

Dad

Whats a dad?

Mom:wheres your dad

Me: oh he went to get some milk

by That ugly man October 22, 2019

ur dad

gone

ur dad left to get some milk

by just_some_dude- September 18, 2023

Jules Dad

A friend of Jeffrey Epstein, he has a huge dick and a bubble butt.

There goes Jules Dad again, at the island.

by badnice July 9, 2025