dirty mosquito

It is when a guy eats out a girl on there period. So the guy will be eating blood mixed with a girls bodily fluids.

"Wow, did that girl really let you dirty mosquitoe?"
"Ya, it wasn't that bad."

by Theoddoneout_T February 15, 2017

Dirty sandy

Getting your hand wet dipping it in sand then jerking off your man

Dude I heard Taylor gave Brian a dirty sandy at the basketball game.

by Plebcicle February 24, 2017

dirty quintana

When a hispanic male with glasses.. Is a hoe ass nigga and likes to eat salads all day.

Im going on a diet this weekend so its dirty quintana time brah.

by Dirty quintana June 21, 2016

dirty jewkkake

Exactly like a bukkake except a jew is in the middle of a circle jerk. After they receives many loads all over their face everyone throws quarters and change at thier face causing them to stick to them.

At billys bar mitzvah we all got drunk and gave him a dirty jewkkake with all of our spare change

by Samson 5444 June 17, 2016

dirty miami

When you are partying with your friends in Miami and you get so fucked up you leave the club with your girl and once you get back to your room you have to take a shit and the smell is so bad that you have to vomit so you do a flip around and vomit on your own shit and your girl wants you to feel better so she gives you a rim job while your puking on top of your shit then you make out with her afterwards.

Man, Rob was so fucked up last night that when he got back to the room he took a shit and it smelled like death which then made him need to vomit so he flipped around and puked on his own shit and while he was puking his girl ate his ass out to make him feel better. I bet it felt good to get a Dirty Miami.

by #Gerbils May 16, 2016

Dirty node

When an online order is unable to be found, and therefore is shorted.

"Damn, I couldn't find that Nike shirt. I suppose that's another dirty node."

"We really need to get a handle on all these dirty nodes"

by YanCanLTD May 3, 2018

dirty jalapeno

The act of going down to perform oral sex on a girl after being maced or pepper sprayed in the face.

The condition of the vagina after receiving oral sex from person who was previously maced in the face.

“My girl maced me when she was mad so I went down on her to apologize but ended up giving her a dirty jalapeno.”

by not_a_fan_of_mace February 4, 2018