Cock Blocker

a guy/gurl who is a punk ass that stops a person from getting someones number or hooking up with them,also an annoying person who doesnt leave u alone when ur havin conversation with some one

neo ur a tru cock blocker

by Phantom October 11, 2003

cock rock

AOR rock where the singer is bragging about the adventures of his cock. Most notably played by those radio stations that specialize in the Cro-Magnon arena rock of the seventies.

Jojo had his boombox on while working on his car on the blocks. He had it on the cock rock station KRAP.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 18, 2006

The corporate cock

The corporate cock is your boss, or bosses, within a corporate business context.

I hate the corporate cock. If it didn't pay so damn well I would shove this job up his ass.

by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009

cock porridge

the semen from a male doner. usually delivered to the face.

drinking cock porridge

by rojer ramjet June 11, 2006

cheeto cock

an extremely small penis; So small in fact, you could fit several in your mouth at once, like Cheeto Puffs

Mary gave Bob, Larry, and Moe a blow job all at once - Those cheeto cocks!

by Carline August 24, 2005

Astral Cock

A metaphysical entity of cock usually only existing on the astral plane, but on rare occasions materializing to have sexual, preferably anal intercourse with the living.

John: So I was just sitting in my room the other night when an astral cock came out of nowhere and penetrated my ass...
Jane: O my god, if only I were so lucky!

by Jaques Duchateau December 13, 2008

cock bejonger

A male who rides cock, the cock bejonger loves a cock up his arse and expecially likes bouncing up and down on it.

Paul: He was a cock bejonger
Pete: Really? How long did he ride you for?
Paul: Hours! I though my dick was going to fall off!
Pete: Wow, I sure wish I could go out with a cock bejonger.

by Joseph46 July 13, 2007