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cock-and-balls

A very fun game to play in public, especially on the Metro in Paris.

It all starts when one person randomly yells COCK! when they are in a group of people. Someone else in the group needs to catch up on what they are doing and yell AND! and a third person needs to finish off the game by yelling BALLS! It must be totally spontaneous.

PENIS-AND-TESTICLES may also be shouted, but COCK-AND-BALLS is a classic.

Scream is as loud as you can!
Pat: COCK!
Liz: AND!
Karen: BALLS!
by Cherie June 6, 2003
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Cock Blocker

a guy/gurl who is a punk ass that stops a person from getting someones number or hooking up with them,also an annoying person who doesnt leave u alone when ur havin conversation with some one
neo ur a tru cock blocker
by Phantom October 11, 2003
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cock rock

AOR rock where the singer is bragging about the adventures of his cock. Most notably played by those radio stations that specialize in the Cro-Magnon arena rock of the seventies.
Jojo had his boombox on while working on his car on the blocks. He had it on the cock rock station KRAP.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 18, 2006
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The corporate cock

The corporate cock is your boss, or bosses, within a corporate business context.
I hate the corporate cock. If it didn't pay so damn well I would shove this job up his ass.
by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009
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Cock block

An act of obstructing one person's advances towards another or preventing a person from action, especially sex.
BABY MAMA: I'm talking to this guy now name Terrence. He's a nice and comical guy.

BABY DADDY: You gonna have to cut that man off, I don't care if he's nice or not, he better not be in the picture.

BABY MAMA: Oh, now you wanna cockblock for the simple fact that I moved on without your sorry ass.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant December 2, 2004
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cock porridge

the semen from a male doner. usually delivered to the face.
by rojer ramjet June 11, 2006
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cheeto cock

an extremely small penis; So small in fact, you could fit several in your mouth at once, like Cheeto Puffs
Mary gave Bob, Larry, and Moe a blow job all at once - Those cheeto cocks!
by Carline August 24, 2005
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