Brandon

Brandon is one of the sweetest and most good looking guy ever. He may be hard to deal with but he’s still the loving guy. He hides his emotions and try’s to say he’s fine all the time although he is hurting he has a caring side for his girlfriend he is calm and collective with her and makes her feel like the only girl in the world. He is tall even though he thinks he isn’t he’s brown hair with these beautiful brown eyes. He is sweet and kind but at the same time he’s rude and mean. If you hurt his girlfriend he would go to the ends of the earth for her. He spends all his money on her because he wants to spoil her constantly. With that if you ever find yourself being friends with a Brandon keep them and if you are his girlfriend stay with him.

Hey, is that Brandon?

Yeah that is let’s go talk to him!

by Lovergirl1028 January 27, 2025

Brandon

BRANDON IS A BITCH LIKE BRO IS A BUCK TEETH BIGBACK DWARF MENACE

Brandon's a bitch and a womanizer (male slut) please don't talk to fucking BRANDON of all ppl🥲

by ITSKAYKAYBITCHS January 31, 2025

Brandon

A chopped kid who thinks they are miles morales also they are chopped and think they looked good

Look over there is Brandon he's so choppedddddddddddd

by olahcommoestas February 6, 2025

brandoned

to be up creek without a paddle once again, to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it for the 1000th time, to be a natural born loser, a figure of speech way worse than munsoned. Related to the sir name Brandon

I rather get brandoned out in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my brothers in blue.

by The Real Worminator February 8, 2025

brandon curington

Thug that said the “Yo yo it’s hump day” line, and likes toro inoue

Man 1: Did you hear that Brandon Curington is a barber?

Man 2: No shit, he’s the “Erotic Barber” guy

by thetorofangirl February 11, 2025

Brendan Mahoney

Shitty GM of Triple M's who is in all likelihood America's biggest soy boy. Rumor has it he broke the track bus down

My old man called me "Brendan Mahoney", the most sinister slur in the book.

by SmockBin69_nae-nae February 18, 2025

Brandon Split

A specific weekly workout split (or routine) for the gym that consists of working out the upper body only and has no days whatsoever assigned to working out the legs or any other lower parts of the body

His last leg day was 2 years ago, he must be doing the Brandon Split

by krickkrack21 March 14, 2026