- A mf who is too green (happy) about something that should be an embarrassment.
- A mf who fucks your significant other, then brags out it.
- A mf who brags in general.. Green bean.
- A mf who thinks they better than you.. Green bean.
- A bitch who stalks your whole relationship because you’ve been dating the guy she’s obsessed with for 5 years now and she’s STILL pressed.. yeah ITS A MF GREEN BEAN BITCH (;
“So you’re bragging because my man cheated on me with YOU but you got nothing out of it other than a wet ass? You a green bean ass bitch”
An inexperienced or unskilled barista; usually a newly hired coffeeshop employee who's still learning the basic skills of the job. Alludes to an unroasted coffee bean, which is naturally green in color.
"Ashley just started last week. She's nice, but she can barely steam a latte. Total green bean..."
The Alabama Bean Roaster is when your sister lights a match and burns your pubic hair off whilst giving you a blow job with a vibrating tongue ring until you have a shaking orgasm
Last night I got shit faced and did the Alabama Bean Roaster... That shit fucking hurts sooo good