Also known as ARD. Anal recovery day is when a sick or PTO day must be used to be absent from work or school due to having your anal region pummeled during sexual activity the evening prior. Time is needed to recover from the gape, tenderness and even the ability to walk straight again.
HR: Good Morning HR department.
Employee: Hi this is Rachel in Accounting. I’m going to need to take a sick day today so I won’t be in.
HR: Sorry to hear that. Feel better. Is it the flu that’s going around?
Employee: I wish. It’s an anal recovery day. My boyfriend hit it hard last night. I may have a fissure.
Employee: Hi this is Rachel in Accounting. I’m going to need to take a sick day today so I won’t be in.
HR: Sorry to hear that. Feel better. Is it the flu that’s going around?
Employee: I wish. It’s an anal recovery day. My boyfriend hit it hard last night. I may have a fissure.
by Eaton Holgoode May 04, 2018
by Trol Ler April 28, 2021
The act of sliding a grenade into ones or your anal cavity in an upwards motion and expelling it out with great force. The word is also commonly written as the acronym APG.
by The destroyer of anal June 29, 2013
A sex position where the male lays on his back with legs spread while the girl rides him with her butt as she would doing reverse cowgirl.
Haley: so... have you and your boyfriend done the deed?
Kayla: hell yeah. Me and Yann did the BEST backwards anal butterfly last night..
Kayla: hell yeah. Me and Yann did the BEST backwards anal butterfly last night..
by wildwoomy December 10, 2017
Similar to the Arabian Gas Pump, except urination takes place in the anal cavity instead of the vagina.
by AnonymousoftheDay November 12, 2011
A term used for a gay man.
Another term for a rear end ranger
Someone who likes to sail his chuffy up as many anal cannals as possible
Another term for a rear end ranger
Someone who likes to sail his chuffy up as many anal cannals as possible
Watch out Steven is a sailor of anal ports.
I hear Steven likes to play captin chuffy while sailing into anal ports.
I hear Steven likes to play captin chuffy while sailing into anal ports.
by T5Nutter June 28, 2006
by Sage October 01, 2006