that virgin friend

the one kid you hope doesn't get invited to the sleepover, normally morbidly obese, and thinks they are funny but aren't and everyone tells to bleep off

hey you know Ashton
yeah
is he that virgin friend
obviously

by jshssh March 18, 2020

Best Friend

A Best Friend is a person who doesn't care how crazy you are, they stay by your side. A best friend still talks to you even if you wear mom clothes to school everyday. A best friend decorates your locker 2 months before your birthday even if the last day of school happens to be in 2 weeks. And last but not least a Best Friend picks out your drandruff flakes even if there is absolutely NO hope of getting each flake out.

I call you my best friend cause you pick out my dandruff.

by Pinky Teddy Bear June 12, 2017

app friend

a person you add on myspace or facebook or something only for an app

apps like mafia wars castle age and vampire wars are all apps that need app friends in order to be succesfull

by ninjamatta May 29, 2010

Import-friend

That one friend, which lives so far away, that you have to ship him to your house

Friend A: is friend B coming to the party?
Me: yeah but he gotta sleep here or he can only stay till 6pm
Friend A: yeah he's an import-friend isn't he.

by Vutuyashi July 25, 2020

Fake Friend

A Person That Uses You For Their Own Benefits, And Only Cares About Them Selfs.
(A Person That You Don’t Need In Your Life.)

Andre is such a Fake Friend I was getting jumped and he ran away!

by ILoveFyeHead February 1, 2020

lying friend

A lying hoe named courtney who doesn't tell her friend something that is important but will tell a girl she JUST MET TWO MONTHS AGO EVERYTHING HMMM WHATS THAT SMELL LIKE OH YA A LYING FRIEND #fuckyoucourtney #burn #in #hell #urmeantome

Friend: i just need to tell you i like chicken
you: wow when did u know
friend: like 3 months ago, tiffany and tina already know tho
you: so i'm last
friend: yes
you: YOU LYING FRIEND EAT MY SHIT

by THEONEWHOLIED March 10, 2017

Sex Friends

Adjective

A step above a hookup but below friends with benefits

Normally followed post coitus with a high-five

Female #1 : "Hey, are you and ______ hooking up or friends with benefits?"
Female #2 : " No duh, we are just sex friends."

Example # 2

(Post coitus)
Female : " So... what are we?"
Male : " I think we are just sex friends..."

Female and male high-five

by TheShiveringPuck March 29, 2021