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How to Sex

The first book written by TommyInnit in dream smp.
Guy 69: Hey you know where How to Sex is?
Guy 420: I heard it is in TommyInnit's Ender Chest
Guy 69: I wish we can read it.
Guy 420: Unfortunately, he can't read it on stream.
by Cydhead7 February 5, 2021
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Sex Pistols

A stand in Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. It is owned by Guido Mista and contains 6 bullets with the numbers 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, and 7. There is no Number 4 due to Mista's fear of the number 4. Sex Pistols is cute as heck!
Person 1: Dude, what is your favorite jojo stand?
Person 2: Sex Pistols
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Because it is Cute!
by Worse than JJ March 7, 2020
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Closet Sex

When you crash at a friends house or vise versa and you start snuggling, or other doing sexual activities, but you both act like you're straight and pretend like nothing happened in the morning.

Essentially a one night stand, but for gay or bisexual people who are too shy to come out of the closet.
Example 1:
Jacob: "Morning dude"
Carl: "Hey."
Jacob (thinking to himself): "That guy gives the best hand jobs iv'e ever had"

Example 2:
Steve: "So how'd the party go"
John: "Pretty good. I'm almost positive Jacob and Carl were having Closet Sex after they thought I fell asleep though."
by Th3rd November 13, 2015
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sex-godlyness

someone who is such a sex god he is dying of sex-godlyness
omg that guy is dying of sex-godlyness
by :0 whoop May 6, 2010
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eye sex

how merlin and arthur look at each other
Merlin: *Stares at Arthur*
Arthur: *Stares at Merlin*
Gwen: This is my husband Arthur, and this is my husband's boyfriend Merlin.
Merlin and Arthur: *Continue with the eye sex*
by The cat that smiles back July 18, 2019
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Sex Tank

1) A sex tank is a complimentary expression for a female who has a physique characterized by a curvy buttocks, a medium waist and large breasts. However women like these are rare, perhaps 1 in 5,000 in the general population. 2) A solidly built-for-sex body. 3) A female that could stradle you and you would be very lucky. 4) A female body that was made to please a man.
"Damn. Did you see that sex tank in the store?"
by kaliandloki October 16, 2011
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Twig sex

When two very skinny boys fuck each other in the ass 4 times in one day so there bones break and disintegrate and they die
Russ and Christian died because they were having twig sex
by Andrew large penis March 10, 2017
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