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The Happy Birthday Larry

Sexual act of wishing your best friend a happy birthday post orgasm Especially meaningful if your best friend is unwillingly celibate on their birthday. Similar to pouring one out for the hommies. Comes from Larry the cable guy stand up routine.
I did the happy birthday Larry last night and my girl said “no sex for a month”
by 69jono69 November 16, 2023
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Happy Investing Ratio

Happy Investing Ratio tranlate from thai word "klai kriad ratio " which mean worry free at all

It's common way to beat the stock market by draw out youe own original money that invest in the market
Happy investing ratio is ,when you buy any definite stock 1000 shares @1 dollar per share , when stock price soars to 2 dollar per share , sold 500 shares and draw out your own money(1000 dollar). Now fhe remain 500 shares in your portfolio is free from any risks forever!!!!!!!
by klaikriad September 18, 2022
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Happiness

something that doesn’t exist..

happiness will not exist and doesn’t
happiness

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by wtfislife124 February 19, 2018
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Happy

To have a feeling that feels good.
I am so happy that i aced the exam.
by Kevnen May 4, 2018
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Happy

An emotion you get when something amazing has happened or when you are really excited:
Person 1: Hey why are you smiling so much?
Person 2: I’m smiling because I’m very, very happy!
Person1: That’s good to hear.
by Childhood friend May 2, 2021
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micro happiness

Micro happiness is a state of pleasure derived from small, fleeting moments of personal joy and a sense of accomplishment. These moments can be achieved by such trivial things as winning a video game, successfully cooking a difficult meal, driving to work and hitting nothing but green stoplights, enjoying a really good cup of coffee, cleaning one's house to perfection, etc. These are all temporary accomplishments which only impact the moment, have little bearing on one's entire life as a whole. They trigger endorphins, a critical brain hormone which causes temporarily bliss and tranquility. Daily rounds of micro happiness are are emotional landmarks for helping a person get through the day with satisfaction, and deemed critical to one's sense of self worth.

The larger accomplishments of life would induce states of "macro happiness," such as marrying an ideal mate, having a healthy well-adjusted child, landing a dream job, overcoming a deadly disease like cancer, winning a major award in one's professional field, etc.

An unhealthy preoccupation with pursuing micro happiness can become a trap for low income people whose life is so limited that pursuing the larger goals (macro happiness) is close to impossible. So they might abandon any hope of striving after macro goals, and instead settle into a never ending, daily ritual of chasing after an assortment of micro goals. They become reliant on the endorphin-producing moments of micro happiness they temporarily trigger.
She successfully replaced the dryer belt all by herself, and the feeling of pride and micro happiness it induced lasted all day for her.
by anonymous January 11, 2023
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Happiness

An unatainable thing that every time you think about it you feel pain.
It’s impossible for someone to find true happiness
by göblin February 21, 2019
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