Wheely top

When you get a blow job from a girl in a wheel chair.

"My legs are broken can you give me wheely top"

by Wheels2003 September 30, 2020

Top Hat Tattoo

A top hat tattoo is when a male who was not endowed by Christ slaps his uncircumcised wang against someone's face, leaving a top hat shaped red mark.

That dapper young gentleman left a top hat tattoo on my daughter's face. I hope he calls her back.

by TopHatBill May 27, 2022

top secret

The definition is so top secret, we can't even tell you the definition.

THE EXAMPLE IS ALSO TOP SECRET.

by theworldofurbanwords December 09, 2024

Top of the morning

Getting head in the morning, getting a blowjob in the morning.

Woke up and i'm sad because I didn't get any top of the morning.

by Hanumon March 19, 2024

Off the top of my phone

Putting the top of your phone to your head/temple while trying to think about something

"I tried to remember but I just couldn't think of it off the top of my phone."

by Kokocane February 10, 2016

Military grade tank top

Another word for a binder usually used among those with moobs. Usually used if they want to talk about their binder in a place where they don't want to reveal that they have a large chest.

(Can also be used by transgender men)

Person one: Bro, I finally got my moobs in check!
Person two: Yeah, man, these military grade tank tops work great.

by Dean_Edolas_42 March 03, 2022

TOP HAT

When a person doesn't believe you and calls cap on your shit (say's you are lying) but you are not capping.

E: I got her number dawg.
A: Cap! no hoes.
E: Top Hat! Whatchu mean? *shows actual number*

by YodaSwatzeneger January 17, 2023