roasting my bean

A euphemism for female masturbation; to manually manipulate the clitoris to orgasm.

After listening to the professor talk about cellular reproduction, I had sufficient ammo for roasting my bean that evening.

by MLWriter March 28, 2019

give her the beans

give her the beans is a phrase similarly used like “petal to the metal” it means to go all out, give it your all

bubba: “you really oughta hear this new engine i just put in”
Cletus: “hell yea brother give her the beans “

by lil puffer fish September 12, 2022

Leon my beans

It's been 105 days. His girlfriend broke up with him, I tried helping him through it but only four days after she broke up with him I blurted out that I still love him and how I hate myself for it. He tried to be nice but I know I've gone and ruined things all over again. I miss him so much.

Leon, could you please get my beans?....Leon! Leon my beans !!!

by The_girl_he_lost September 8, 2023

jelly bean jousting

Synonym for scissoring.

Becca: So this girl and I were jelly bean jousting last night and it felt amazing.

by Potatobeanie May 8, 2022

Sack o’ beans

Nickname given to a man, typically a midwestern overweight hairy man, acting like a no good piece of filth. He also stinks.

‘Look! That man is acting so stupid!’

‘I guess you could call him a sack o’ beans!’

by Hermantown August 23, 2018

roasting your beans

Giving someone a hard time or making fun of them

Dude stop taking it so seriously he's just roasting your beans

by ispillthingz February 22, 2018

Funky Winker Bean

It's a man's stinky little penis. A man tool of non biblical proportions.

Jimmy was sexting pics of his "Funky Winker Bean" to any girl who asked.

by MrMJaye2U February 24, 2019