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roasting my bean

A euphemism for female masturbation; to manually manipulate the clitoris to orgasm.
After listening to the professor talk about cellular reproduction, I had sufficient ammo for roasting my bean that evening.
by MLWriter March 28, 2019
mugGet the roasting my beanmug.

give her the beans

give her the beans is a phrase similarly used like “petal to the metal” it means to go all out, give it your all
bubba: “you really oughta hear this new engine i just put in”
Cletus: “hell yea brother give her the beans
by lil puffer fish September 12, 2022
mugGet the give her the beansmug.

Leon my beans

It's been 105 days. His girlfriend broke up with him, I tried helping him through it but only four days after she broke up with him I blurted out that I still love him and how I hate myself for it. He tried to be nice but I know I've gone and ruined things all over again. I miss him so much.
Leon, could you please get my beans?....Leon! Leon my beans !!!
by The_girl_he_lost September 8, 2023
mugGet the Leon my beansmug.

jelly bean jousting

Becca: So this girl and I were jelly bean jousting last night and it felt amazing.
by Potatobeanie May 8, 2022
mugGet the jelly bean joustingmug.

Sack o’ beans

Nickname given to a man, typically a midwestern overweight hairy man, acting like a no good piece of filth. He also stinks.
‘Look! That man is acting so stupid!’

‘I guess you could call him a sack o’ beans!’
by Hermantown August 23, 2018
mugGet the Sack o’ beansmug.

roasting your beans

Giving someone a hard time or making fun of them
Dude stop taking it so seriously he's just roasting your beans
by ispillthingz February 22, 2018
mugGet the roasting your beansmug.

Funky Winker Bean

It's a man's stinky little penis. A man tool of non biblical proportions.
Jimmy was sexting pics of his "Funky Winker Bean" to any girl who asked.
by MrMJaye2U February 24, 2019
mugGet the Funky Winker Beanmug.

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