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David Finance

Guy: oh no I am in big trouble
Guy’s friend: WE NEED DAVID FINANCE HE CAN HELP YOU
by Davifinase June 17, 2024
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David

the kind of guy who has to starve himself to have a sixpack. all he ever talks about is how big his muscles are. he has an ugly ass birthmark on his chin. he thinks he's going to be a lottery pick in both the nba and nfl. but we all know that if he does get on a team he'll go down as an undrafted free agent that the team only picks up to fill the roster in. after games he'll party hard, but no one will know who he is and when the team is getting high on cap space they'll have to let him go. although it's not a huge loss, his wife will leave him with his 3 kids, DeShawn, MarShawn, and Bill. he'll then try acting and book his first gig as an extra on a show that gets cancelled after it's second episode because it's very garbage.
David: ma i just got drafted
David 3 years later: ma i just got accepted into the plummers association!
by i.hate.guners July 6, 2019
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Shirin David

A German singer-songwriter and rapper, born by the name of Barbara Shirin Davidačius in Lithuania, who has topped the German charts 5 times. She made some of the best songs of all time like "be a hoe/break a hoe" or "ich darf das".

Her parents are from Iran and Lithuania. Besides that, she outsold your fave aaand she's probably the best person to ever walk on German ground and she'll be considered a legend by the age of 40.
"I heard Shirin David is releasing a new album next year."

- " OH MY F***ING GOD I'M GONNA FAINT"
by WheneverUCall March 3, 2022
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David

david lacks a sense of humor and is shorter than Cindy.
OMG David is shorter than Cindy by 100 mm!
by tallerthandavid February 6, 2022
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Jackson David

A one legged fuck boy. Drinks one beer and is drunk. Uses daddy’s money to buy cars and car parts. Plays Xbox nakedly while smelling like shit, shower boy
That Jackson David is a bitch. Just got a car from daddy
by Dumbnig October 25, 2019
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David

A retard that does numb shit and gets angered quick and is into child porn but is also chill at some time when not throwing a hissy fit
David:Gift me the fucking renegade emote now bitch

Anyone else: shut ur dumbass up David
by If u reading this ur like July 18, 2020
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David

That one badass kid you probably read about as a kid.
“David’s teacher said no eating in class, but David ate anyways.”
by iridocyclitis89 November 24, 2021
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