Dad

Someone some people have

I don’t have a dad he left for milk and never came back

by Frogiona March 6, 2019

e-dad

An old dude who sells his nudes to thirsty gay dudes and thots who have severe daddy issues. They typically have an onlyfan page where they post their dick pics on.

Some nigga: "Yo Taquisha, your dad an e-dad."
Taquisha: "A what?"
Some nigga: "He keeps on posting his bulge on Instagram."
Taquisha: "Nigga how the fuck do you know that?!"
Some nigga: "Because I'm thirsty, shut yo bitch ass up before I eat yo daddy's ass."

by Someone on the internet April 5, 2019

Step dad

A total fucker that tries to buy ur mother in law for about a year until he becomes a total asshole

Kid 1 : dad can i play on my phone ?

Step dad : no ! Until you clean your room
Kid 1 : i did already actually
Step dad : Then do your homework !

by Kickoff2ndOP May 1, 2021

dads

a thing that left cause his pull out game was terrible

no dads only moms

by ijazakalaza September 7, 2022

Bluffs Dad

During the year 1939 American German Scientist, Oschwald Fritz was growing genetically modified potato’s. The first potato they engineered was named the “Bluff”, with a variety of modifications done to the offspring of the original, the final potato nicknamed “Bluffs Dad” was finalized in the year 1942, these potatoes were used during wartime but were eventually disposed of after the side effects were noticed. The last Bluffs Dad is left under keen watch by a couple in America. Most facts of this last potato are confidential.

P1: Hey dude have you ever met Bluffs Dad?
P2: No why?
P1: I heard it goes to our school.
P2: I bet it came from a junkyard.

by Oschwald Fritz Jr. October 16, 2023

Dad

Something you will never have

Person 1: yo whats your dads name
Person 2: whats a dad

by Emo goose 🖤⛓😭 April 30, 2022

Your dad

Inexistent, gone, invisible, vacant, departed, MERELY THEORETICAL. Your father left before you were even conceived, he has no official record, legal, criminal, etc. No one has seen him at any point in time, those who have were erased off the face of the universe as soon as they laid eyes on this ghostly, hypothetical figure. If you know these people who have seen him you will forget about their existence. He isn't coming back.

Person 1: Hey is that your dad?
You: What? Where?
Person 1: (no response because they have evaporated)
You: Wait I don't have a dad or any friends.

by CumSockJoinedTheChat September 7, 2022