someone who has no business riding a bicycle. Or even walking next to one. Watching them attempt to do so falls somewhere between a child's first try on two wheels or your 83 year old grandmother who happens to have Parkinson's disease ride a bicycle. Similar to the term "pushing mongo" often used to describe a skateboarder who pushes with the wrong foot.
Check out dude riding longo!!! He nearly got hit by that car then ran straight into the bus stop! Ha! Awesome. Idiot...
by gutteryuck15 March 28, 2015
Get the Riding longomug. while riding a roller coaster, the wind is so strong that when you scream your spit flies out of your mouth and hits the rider in the seat behind you.
as I saw a guy come off the ride with glistening spit all over his shirt I knew he was on a spit ride
by ur mom 2266 May 24, 2016
Get the spit ridemug. Slang for marturbation. I myself am not quite sure how it works to "ride oneself" but apparently (according to the male population) it has connotations of a sexual nature
by OperaSinger9PM August 7, 2016
Get the ride myselfmug. by QueenieAUbaek July 2, 2023
Get the Zen Ridemug. When two Lactose intolerant men both eat an entire tub of ice cream then proceed taking turns riding each other's cocks until the rider sprays the ridee's crotch with a stream of diarrhea.
The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.
The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.
Sorry I'm late to work today, Bill and I played Dick Riding Roulette last night and my stomach has been upset all morning.
by Banana_Snake February 25, 2023
Get the Dick Riding Roulettemug. This when u and ur buddy leave ur friends behind because u only a small amount of enough weed to get 2 people high. And not the whole group
by Goblegoo January 17, 2020
Get the Sunshine ridemug. When a male or female aggressivly rides ontop of a male during sexual intercourse, while yelling "HOG RIDAA".
by Cornelius feet pics October 7, 2024
Get the Hog ridingmug.