Schrödinger’s Retard

When you focus on someone else out of spite and cost the game

Wow you were a Schrödinger’s Retard that game

by TheDrunkestUncle February 27, 2024

Sure,buddy-retard

An alternate version of Okay,buddy-retard because MY FRIEND BILLY WANTS TO GET TECHNICAL.

"Sure,buddy-retard."

"It's actually okay,buddy-retard."

"BILLY STFU THIS IS MY VERSION!"

by Vinniethelegend June 06, 2024

smart retard

a smart retard

it's ok if you're retarded, i've had a friend who's a smart retard and got straight A's in elementary.

by TripTrapL November 21, 2018

Retarded idiot

A insult to basically say that someone is so stupid you have to use 2 definitions of stupid instead of one to get your point across.

Jerry: what’s your favorite food?
Bob: I really like pineapple pizza.
Jerry: this retarded idiot.

by h0w_t0_make_cokaine October 07, 2023

Blind Retard

The AAPS superintendent

The superintendent is such a blind retard, she doesn’t know when to cancel school

by 6ix 9ine is daddy November 11, 2019

Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Truthful, realistic, annoyance, Neanderthals seperating genders entertained near domains esoterically redundant and retarded (v-sync)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Retard Jon

Retard Jon is a person who was not born retarded but simply drank himself retarded.

my buddy is a real retard jon

by dopelemon June 12, 2020