Beer

The best drink ever made. I'll admit, I may love it a little too much

I, Sanae Katagiri, drank so much beer last night that my boss at work was worried about me

by Sanae Katagiri March 30, 2022

beer

the greatest thing in the ever

it can get you drunk or help you with your homework

approved by parents all over the world

Person 1: Hey, want some BEER?"

Person 2: "Yes, I was hoping to finish my homework!"

by verycewlperson November 17, 2022

Beer Sponge

1) A person (most likely female) that drinks all of a fraternities alcohol. 2) a badass because they have to drink ALL the alcohol to get sufficiently tipsy.

Look at Lucky over there, she just drank all their handles of McCormick Vodka, she is such a beer sponge.

by SLLAPPIT April 16, 2014

Accessory beer

Buying 1 beer at the bar and leaving it in your hand for the rest of the night because your super broke but don't want to be at the bar empty handed

Man I blew all my money first semester so I'm just gonna rock an accessory beer tonight

by Dax Thompson February 5, 2025

Residential Beer Goggles

When any house, apartment, condo, car, hospital or underside of a bridge looks like an ideal place to move into due only to having an incredibly miserable home life or are simply living in a shit hole.

"We've got to help my buddy out, bro. He's got the Residential Beer Goggles--he was talking about how great it would be to live on the subway."

by T0NYALPHA February 20, 2017

Head Beer

When someone is so delusional of reality it makes you need a beer.

The produce lady thinks we don’t like her because her fruit is rotten. In reality, it’s because she slept with Lola’s man. She’s such a head beer.

by Lipton4 August 9, 2021

Disc a beer

Filling a standard frisbee with beer (approx 48oz), and chugging without using your hands.

Don't be a pussy dude, just disc a beer.

by Toddyhotty December 2, 2016