Issaquah Middle School

A gay hellhole that's a rite of passage to Issaquah High School.

It gets regularly vandalized often, and the teachers and staff are underpaid, and they just wanna go home. The principals (Yeah, there are new ones every year) are garbage and can't manage the school right, and end up leaving at the end of the year.

Everyone in IMS are either SJWs, or Nazis that somehow missed the Argentina train and ended up in Washington.

The school mascot is the Panther, a German tank that was used in World War II.
Student 1: I go to Issaquah Middle School!
Student 2: Lemme guess, 4chan or Twitter?
by KingOfNothingAmogus October 1, 2022
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Anthony Middle School

the worst school in cypress texas 😭 😭 😭
just kys if if u go here 💀 💀
Jamal: Yo frank what school you go to?
Frank: I go to Anthony Middle school.
Jamal: Nigga.. Kys.
by Gaynikker October 23, 2023
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Middle School

So you remember when you were in elementary school? Yeah, imagine that, but everyone male becomes a dickwad and the females become a group of hoes, welcome to middle school.

Middle School is the 2nd part of your student career (Elementary school being the 1st, or Kindergarten). Middle school is often where you go into more depth about topics you remember (or didn't remember) from elementary school, or you learn completely different topics like the Vietnam War and human reproduction (depending on which school you go). Middle school is much more difficult than elementary school, there are lots and lots of homework, unnecessary worksheets and pop quizzes, and a shit load of tests that can possibly completely ruin your grade at the end of the trimester. Not to mention all the 100-point projects and 1,000 word essays.

Social life in middle school is pretty awful, it's sort of like the innocent children of elementary school became total jackasses over the summer, which were later bombed by puberty. If you are the new kid during middle school, you will have a very fucking hard time, man. Choosing friends is a very risky and important task, you have to know whether you are befriending a nice, trustworthy friend or a lying, backstabbing asshat. The girls who you thought were cute and nice become chatty thots, essentially, getting a girlfriend/boyfriend during this time ain't easy, bud.
"I feel really bad for my little brother who is entering middle school"

"That poor bastard, he won't know what's gonna hit him..."
by Jacksomeguy May 17, 2017
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walsh middle school

a middle school for rich kids who are cocky and really good athletes. p.s. if u hear someone say y’all there, it’s 100% normal.
did u hear how walsh beat cedar valley?
wow, walsh middle school is good at sports
by katie patatie October 20, 2019
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Northeast Middle School

Northeast Middle school , located in Bethlehem PA . Where 6th graders fuck in the bathroom and 7th and 8th graders are fighting every other week and the fights are ass . The school is filled wit annoying ass females and weird ass boys . The teachers are annoying asf , the classes are long asf . The principal a bitch who don't let no one have fun . The guidance counselor never dose anything about anything and bitches abt everything . 95% of the kids there vape or smoke weed . The Teachers give you work you barley understand and dont teach it correctly then get upset when you cant do it . and once you step in those doors its like walking through the gates to hell .
Northeast Middle school , the shittiest place on earth.
by myb157 November 26, 2021
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Glenbrook Middle School

A fucking shitty prison, located in New Westminster, British Columbia.
The Google Maps page for the school was once hacked and renamed to 'Education factory (we have a microwave)', which was interesting.
The school is well known for students that write the F slur on random stuff.
Mom, I don't want to go to Glenbrook Middle School! The people on Urban Dictionary say it's a 'fucking shitty prison'!
by GlenbrookMiddleSchool May 11, 2022
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