Mary and Chris

The literal definition of soulmates.

I mean seriously, they’re similar enough that they always have something to talk about, but different enough so that they can learn new things from each other.

They have dumb arguments jokingly, and end up laughing. All they do is tease each other about anything and everything!

Though Mary and Chris get on each other’s nerves, they make each other happy, and that’s enough for them.

Guy 1: Did you see Mary and Chris? They look like a great couple!
Guy 2: Oh really? I just saw them yelling at each other in an empty classroom!
Girl 1: That’s Mary and Chris for you!

Girl 2: One second they’re screaming at each other, the next they’re making out!

by entercreativepseudonymhere January 21, 2021

Mary

The best girl every! They are the kinky one in your friend group. They are sweet, caring, loving, and very kind to you most of the time. They are very protective and if they hear you talk trash about them, they will kick your ass. They get in trouble sometimes but not everyday. They will hug you a lot because they love hugs. They are also very pretty and they try to look there best even though they look good just the way they are! Give them complements! They love them. Some Mary’s have depression, so if they look sad try and cheer them up with a hug.

I met a Mary today. She’s the best!

by Hello_im_bored_ November 13, 2021

mary bastable

A woman who makes a mean beef stroganoff

My mom Mary Bastable made dinner last night and it was amazing, beef stroganoff to be exact.

by JackBastable March 30, 2015

mary <3

omg she’s literally perfect in everyway possible >_< <3333 i love you so much

i want to spend the rest of my life with you! >.<
i love u mary <3

by lucidiscool March 18, 2021

Silje Mari

A Silje Mari is always thoughtful and extremely empathetic. Silje Mari is not the life of the party but enjoys the attention because they are an attention hoe. They spend money on a lot of vintage clothing and definitely have 10 dogs. Usually single. They come from a very boring background as this name was probably the most popular when they were born.

Woah that Silje Mari is so cool, they have 10 dogs!

by Idgaf3 November 21, 2021

Marie Calender Steamer

When one receives a blowjob in a car outside a resturant in the middle of winter and the windows steam up

Damn, that was the best marie calender steamer I ever had. I had to let the windows down to cool off

by buster903 October 16, 2010

Mary

Mary is an angel sent to the world to test humanity. She is too good for this world and usually lands in trouble because of her mystical and magical powers that others can’t understand. Never mistreat her or take advantage of her.

The Virgin Mary is a goddess

by jordanrock2 November 22, 2021