Universal Foot

A severe ailment pertaining to a painful foot cramp, and in some cases, shoulder and neck aches/cramps, due to standing or walking for long periods of time, often compounded onto with the scorching heat of the sun. This ailment usually applies to people who go to Universal, due to long lines in certain rides, which requires people to stand for long periods of time.

Ben: Hey man how was your trip to universal?
Erik: It was great, except for when I left with a bad case of Universal Foot.

by killtryray August 17, 2021

University Highschool

A school in Irvine California that sucks hot ass and where fuckers who can't spell "university" go. Everyone who goes here has no more than 3 inches and enjoys hot gay sex with men

"yeah I heard John just went to university highschool"

"I'm sorry for his loss, he's gonna have to felch soon"

by Fuck Uni December 1, 2023

The universe

Something that sends cosmic guidance to white women in their 20’s

“So I was fucking my married boss and I wasn’t sure if they were going to break up, and then I was at the gym and I saw a shirt that said chill. So then I knew the universe told me to just keep fucking my boss”

by GXS June 24, 2020

Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025

Universe surfing

Universe Surfing is the act of tripping serious balls, really only on psychedelics. Usually the trip is accompanied by meditation, and the trip is usually taken to gain insight by looking within one's self, or trying to astral project and explore the afterlife/space while high on the aforementioned substances, hence "universe surfing".

Rhett: "Dude, you busy tonight?"
Bailey: "iunno, not really, why?"
Rhett: "Let's go universe surfing."

by Bartislartfast September 22, 2016

flat universer

a physicist who thinks the universe has zero curvature based on measurements of the observable portion of it, and who does not understand the concept of local flatness of a topological manifold

Yo, that physicist thinks he has ruled out spherical and hyperbolic models for space. There goes another flat universer.

by Dr Q July 26, 2024

Expanded Universe

Hollywood film studio term for shameless franchise sequels and spinoffs. Developed in the early 2010s by executives hoping to hush criticism that they were incapable of producing anything other than the reboots and remakes that plagued the early 2000s. EU for short.

"Dude, did you see they're making a different movie for each of the Kardashians that will culminate in one big Kardashian team-up movie?"

"No way! I can't wait to see what they do with the Kardashian Expanded Universe!"

by tkltkl December 6, 2013