8 handed monkey

8 handed monkey - put your partner in downward dog position, place your left hand palm up rubbing the center of the clit with thumb while applying pressure above the pubic bone with middle, index and ring finger. Place Right hand flat against buttocks under your chin with middle and ring finger inserted in vagina with a slight rotational and thrusting motion, drop your thumb down with the same hand and massage below the clitorus all while performing analingus. WARNING: THIS SHOULD NOT BE ATTEMPTED BY AMATEURS OR PERSONS BELOW THE AGE OF 27!!!!!!

Successfully created and practiced by A.C. & D.M.

Last night John performed the 8 handed monkey on me and it was GREAT!

by Monkey Business 909 March 5, 2017

caribbean hand job

When a girl jacks off a guy with a Brillo Pad in her hand.

Olga was so pissed at Andy that when he passed out she gave him a Caribbean hand job and ripped his dick to shreds.

by RBAK July 20, 2016

hand party friendly

A Bitch or pack of Bitches naked or partially naked for the sole purpose of male masturbation.

That bitch is so hand party friendly

by Master d January 17, 2018

second-hand flirting

Using a friend (preferably the same gender) of someone you're interested in to get the information you want, i.e. sexual orientation, relationship status, social media.

I want to know if Jessica is seeing someone. How do I find out without being awkward or putting her on the spot if she is?

Try second-hand flirting bro. Ask her best friend Mackenzie; she'll know.

by OmniMitch July 26, 2020

Edward Scat Hands

A drunken game where 3 bros watch scat porn together and jerk off over a biscuit, last to cum has to eat the biscuit with a nugget of all 3 participants scat on the biscuit with the 3 loads, all has to go down in one bite and no spitting.

Yo bros wanna play Edward Scat Hands tonight?
Sure but I’m not losing this time!

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 9, 2020

Plastic Hand Grenade

A term used in the Plastic Model Kit figure building community that refers to a kit that (usually through old age or poor design by the manufacturers) falls apart into several pieces all over the place from the slightest touch.

God the Real Grade Gundam is such a plastic hand grenade..... just by bending the knee... all the armor on the skirt and the hand fell off.

by zetavoid October 12, 2020

russian hand squeeze

The act of jacking off with russian dressing.

That russian hand squeeze got real messy last night.

by louie longlegs July 3, 2012