gooty goat 

when a goot has sex with a black hairy goat she gets horned up the goothole and she screams John SimCox

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Stopgooty goat ing your goat

sam novitz goot

gooty goat by gootygoat January 8, 2012

lazy goatee 

When a man is too lazy to use shaving cream, he may dry shave his cheeks and neck while allowing the thicker hair on his chin and upper lip to grow. After several days of this, a lazy goatee is formed

"Dude, your beard looks like shit."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."

lazy goatee by maybereagan June 16, 2012

Mustacheless Goatee 

A regular goatee without a mustache; the womens choice, pure pimpness, fly as a G6

I have a beard, it is a mustacheless goatee.

Mustacheless Goatee by YouAreWhoforpoo May 17, 2013

true goatee 

A TRUE Goatee is one defined as shorter than 1 inch. Anything longer than 1 inch long is considered to be called a 'beard thing'. If it can be braided, it's not a goatee

That dude sports a TRUE Goatee... Not a beard thing that can be braided.

true goatee by Kimsuewho1 September 28, 2013

social goat 

A person that acts socially awkward due to limited contact to other normal human beings.

B: I talked to that girl about the color of my underwear.

G: You are a social goat!

social goat by isbndqq May 8, 2014

pussy goatee 

A landing strip on a woman.

The pussy goatee looked womanly.

pussy goatee by Stelleah July 23, 2014

jimmy goat 

Like a billy goat, but can't bleet. When this happens, you get goat screaming memes. A jimmy goat is one that makes short, constantly interrupted yells in succession and then draws them out. Inspired by the fictitious character Jimmy Valmer from South Park.

"Look at this goat screaming video! It's hilarious!"
"Oh yeah, that's a jimmy goat."

jimmy goat by InHoc Urban April 11, 2015