two-second fight

A fight, generally started by an inexperienced fighter, against a much more experienced fighter, which ends in roughly two seconds

An idiot on the street picked a fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a two-second fight.

by youngleftyguy March 8, 2021

2-second fight

Alternative spelling of two-second fight

An idiot picked a street fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a 2-second fight.

by youngleftyguy March 8, 2021

guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted

the term used to break up any argument between friends or siblings.

2 random friends of mine: *fighting over absolutely nothing*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*

by stankorb March 16, 2021

fireza from dargo boul fighteresz

My friend plays as frieza in dargon bowel fighterz and he is good wwith him imve neva seen dargobowel but the gam be gud he be a mean lad

Me: ASDGHGSVGFGHDSJJHBDFGDHSJHFDGBSH NOIT UIGLBFHODSFBJO
friend : heee heeee heeee im using fireza from dargo boul fighteresz

by jimbo'slastchickennugget May 9, 2021

Hop On Fightin Game

This phrase is used in the context of willingness to watch gay scat midget porn.

"Hey, wanna hop on fightin game?"
"Dude, you're so fucking gay, can you shut the fuck up?"

by IDontReallyLikeRogueLineage May 17, 2021

Imposter King of Fighter's Syndrome

Its where you have King of Fighters but forget you own a copy because the graphics are so good and belong in an expensive arcade cabinet. Only because you play too much Street Fighter and Tekken.

"Oh no. I didnt realize I have Guilty Gear XX. I must have Imposter King of Fighter's syndrome."

by Chevyman95 November 2, 2021

Pac-Man fight

When two women scissor

Dude, that lesbian was PAC-Man fighting her girlfriend last night

by NerdBot2021 November 4, 2021