Christine Bradley liked to bite and drag her teeth along Jeff's wiener during fellatio. Jeff liked the painful, inflamed feeling he had on his peepee the next day reminding him of the night before with his fiery tooth dragon girlfriend.
by Christi Shea 32 October 22, 2012

The third and final enemy of Beowulf, one of the earliest known works of fiction.A fire drake measuring 50 ft (15 m) long. The dragon guards a lair filled with piles of priceless treasure. Its heavy body blocks daylight from reaching the armor, goblets, jewels, coins, and golden swords it hoards deep in the cave. Whenever someone steals a golden cup from its lair, the dragon rampages through the countryside, burning every home in Geatland and terrifying villagers. Only Beowulf, King of the Geats, can stop the dragon.
Beowulf is armed with a magic sword and has an army to face the dragon. He strikes the dragon with his sword, but the blow glances off the beast's hide. The rest of his army flees but Wiglaf stays to help. He stabs the dragon in a vulnerable place and Beowulf slashes it through the middle, cutting the monster in two and ending its life.
Beowulf is armed with a magic sword and has an army to face the dragon. He strikes the dragon with his sword, but the blow glances off the beast's hide. The rest of his army flees but Wiglaf stays to help. He stabs the dragon in a vulnerable place and Beowulf slashes it through the middle, cutting the monster in two and ending its life.
by Nordicdragon June 28, 2018

This is when a fire I like on the other side of the house, and a person give a man a handy. No one can leave the house until climax is achieved, and the only lubrication to be used is Vick's Vaporub.
The only way for the Vantalord, and the council, can get out of this war is if they give an Invisible Dragon Handshake to the Rouge.
by nolabusch January 13, 2022

Nicknamed "Dragon Man", the specimen represents a human group that lived in East Asia at least 146,000 years ago.
by slweeb July 1, 2021

by Mevri February 17, 2019

When someone shits on another person and someone nearby grabs the shit lights it on fire and throws it toward the next nearest persons butthole
Casey can't come to soccer practice because he got hit with a brown dragon and had to go to the hospital.
by Whiskeyjohndoe December 21, 2020

A three-some where: person #1 is performing oral on person #2 while having sex with person number #3 , while the #3 is licking the rectum of person #2 simultaneously with #1 doing oral.
Person #2 talking to his brother: man, Sidney and Oliver played me like a double headed dragon last night!
Brother: oh yeah?!
Person #2: yeah man, my bed was a literal slip and slide and my knees didn't work for hours after!
Brother: oh yeah?!
Person #2: yeah man, my bed was a literal slip and slide and my knees didn't work for hours after!
by Criddie January 6, 2024
