laser dragon

. laser dragon is a black squeaker and that is usually gay
. "laser dragons often play hearthstone and have sexual emotions for cards such as "reno jackson

.their dad often beat them with a belt

wow did you see that kid there? he is such a laser dragon

by cool guy523 April 6, 2018

fuzzy snap dragon

Slang for vagina or pussy

I got stuck in that fuzzy snap dragon last night

by Dildobitsarecandycorn May 28, 2018

chundy dragon

The one person with the reputation of spewing his/her guts at every party

Did you see max spew his beer at regina while she was blowin him?

What a chundy dragon

by ChundyDragon December 20, 2017

dragon dump

When you have to shit so bad and it splats on the back side of the toilet rim and won’t come off.

Someone took a dragon dump and when I got sick I had to stare at their shit while puking.

by RimskyRinny December 20, 2017

secret of the dragon scroll

The most important lesson of life, that the powers and capabilities you seek are, and have been within yourself all along.
Limitless power is waiting, dormant inside you.
Made popular in the DreamWorks film, "Kung Fu Panda" (2008, D's. John Stevenson & Mark Osborne)

(person 1): "I'm so frustrated. It feels like there's nothing I can get right. I just want to give and quit trying.'
(person 2): " It's important to at least try to understand that anything truly is possible when you realize and embrace the Secret of the Dragon Scroll..."

by Thereisnobox December 22, 2017

pussy dragon

Someone who slays pussy whilst being lit af

Jessica: Suck on my clit Jacob
Jacob: Of course Jess
Jessica: Ah Oh aH oH
Jessica: My pussy, im coming
Jacob: Pussy Gang, Pussy gang, pussy gang, pussy gang, pussy gang, spread my tongue through your veins, my tongue is so bangin!
Jessica: You are such a pussy dragon Jacob

by dINGObark December 25, 2017

daddy dragon

Yue is a naughty Daddy Dragon....you better RUN before he EATS CHUUUU....

He was a smexy daddy dragon.

by Blushingmoon April 22, 2018