sarasota christian school 

the best school in the entire world. if you go here please never leave you will never find a better school all the teachers are incredible and great

person: where’d you go to school last year?

scs student: sarasota christian school

person: i’m so fucking sorry

sarasota christian school by omgilovecheesecake March 10, 2022

Luckwarm Christian 

A practicing Christian with who doesn't hold Christian values. From Revelations 3:16.

That guy who goes to the 12:00am mass is a very luckwarm Christian, just to let you know. I know this because he is pro choice and supprots sodomy rights.

Luckwarm Christian by Shenye March 31, 2022

Dryfork Christian School 

Dryfork christian school is a school that nobody knows about. it’s on dryfork road and has 120 students ranging from k-12 and the girls outnumber the boys 90 to 30. they have so little high schoolers that the 8-12 classes are put together. we had to split sights so now the 3-6 grades are right down the road. most people send their kids here so they don’t have to be “exposed to the bad in the world” but all we talk ab is the “bad in the world” so theirs no point in sending your kids here. we have to wear a lame uniform that is a baby blue collared shirt and navy pants or skirt for the girls.

Boy:”Hey, have you heard of Dryfork Christian School?” Girl:”No.”

Dryfork Christian School by anonymoususer7313 April 6, 2022

triliminal christianity 

An aestheticized version-of Christianity in which the Anti-Christ, despite seeming appearances, is the hero...and the Christ does not return.

A liminal version of Christianity where the Holy Spirit comes to earth disguised as the Anti-Christ..

Also the forma, limina, and triene-function usurp the role of The Holy Trinity.

In triliminal Christianity: the forward passage of time in the instance of triene-function obviates (makes unnecessary) the return of the Christ; and the seeming Anti-Christ turns out to be the Holy Spirit.

triliminal christianity by sandraxine April 16, 2022

Carter Christian 

Owner and CEO of “The Homies”. He is known to have a massive shlong and invented the bro codes. If you ever see him you should get on your knees and start sucking for your one and only meaningful relationship. Lastly he is a naturally great ruler with powers over his homies and the bro code.

Omg it’s Carter Christian, get on your knees and start sucking right now!

Carter Christian by The BroCode___ April 26, 2022

islamo-christian 

An informal system of beliefs defined by the overlapping set of moral values found in the Qur'an and The Holy Bible. The principal purpose of this camaraderie is to highlight the vast commonalities between Muslims and Christians. The term Islamo-Christian is rhetorically powerful in contrast to the much more popular term Judeo-Christian, which has been used to manipulate millions of Christians into accepting the immortality of highly influential Jews based on the false perception that common values can be derived from shared recognition of the Old Testament. In essence, Islamo-Christian is defined by common moral values with little overlap in holy text, while Judeo-Christian is defined by a common holy text with little overlap in moral values.

I would say that my morality is derived from traditional islamo-christian values.

islamo-christian by SBBEAR April 27, 2022

parker christian taylor 

icky.

who is that?

oh my god that is so parker christian taylor
ew

parker christian taylor by ratweasel April 29, 2022