conflatulations

A word to express congratulence. Positive acknowledgment of a loud and/or smelly fart

Someone farts in a public place (in the pub or a bus queue etc)
The person next to them says 'Conflatulations!'

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confuzzled

It is a combonation of the word confused and beffudled.

yo i'm so confuzzled

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to be confused on how things were revolutionized

"Dude, how do you think computers were revolutionized in the past years?" Alex- "Woah dude, you totally have me confuzzulationized right now..."

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deeply confused, quantified to the size of "the main body of an aircraft."

Midge: "An ideal point source distributes light equally in all directions."

Bob: "Then what's an non-ideal point source? Im so confuselaged"

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The insertion of a party popper in place of a tampon for celebratory purposes

Tammy celebrated her negative pregnancy test with a confetti tampon.

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Being both confused and frustrated at the same time can often lead to confustration.

You make me so confustrated and it's just not fair.

You're confustrating. One minute you love me and then you don't the next.

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Crevices or cracks on the human body that are confidential or secret and should always be covered

My girlfriends confidential crevices are looking good tonight!!

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