starting the car

taking a shit first thing in the morning while it’s freezing.

John: Yo the bus comes at 7:32 am, where are you?

Jack: I’ll be there soon, I’m starting the car.

John: Hurry up and Wash your hands. U might want to bring a Jacket too.

by Dat Nigga Stealy November 18, 2020

Car

vroooooom vrooooom vroooooooooooooom vrooooooooooooooooom vrooom, no offense

Car go vroooooooooooooom

by Froggity November 23, 2020

Alpine car

I recommend NOT getting this shit car it blew up on top gear🤣 so if u want to blow up this is the car you want. There old cars were decent though

The alpine car is gonna blow up

by S7.0113 November 24, 2020

Car crash pickup

When you see your crush driving in front of you and you want her number so bad that you deliberately cause a car crash. You’ll need her number for insurance purposes, so it’s a guaranteed way to get her number.

My crush won’t give me her number, so i did a car crash pickup and got it myself.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 29, 2020

Car

A vehicle that can both store items and humans.

GET IN THE FRICKING CAR, YA FEMALE DOG!!!

by Dan_Werewolf December 3, 2020

Car Climate Paradox

When someone raises the car temperature to make it warm inside the car when it’s cold outside, even though you wore coyotes for the cold weather causing you to become hot very quickly

“I keep telling Susan that the Car Climate Paradox is making her hot in her car during the winter”

by BravoArmstrong December 3, 2020

Car Temperature Theory

Car Temperature Theory is when someone raises the temperature in their car when its cold outside, which makes you hot because you wore warm clothing. Then ten minutes later the temperature gets turned back down to an appropriate level with warm clothing on.

"Every time I'm in Susan's car during the Winter the Car Temperature Theory always happens"
"Yeah I hate Susan"

by BravoArmstrong December 3, 2020