Junior- guys lets go check out the skibz museum
Jess- nah i hate that museum coz I'm smelly
Junior- DONT EVERRR DIS GIM BOB AGAIN YOU GINGER bItcH
Jess- nah i hate that museum coz I'm smelly
Junior- DONT EVERRR DIS GIM BOB AGAIN YOU GINGER bItcH
by MiLKysHaKe May 1, 2025

When you take fat-ass bong rip and go down on your man, pinch the tip of his dick to open the urethra like a balloon and blow the bong rip into it really fast so his balls inflate like a balloon. Then you poke ‘em with a thumbtack and watch his body go round the room like a comical balloon.
Chad Thundercock: Dude, this bitch gave me a Bob Marley Catheter one time.
Kyle: Whoa! What happened?
Chad Thundercock: Put me in the hospital for a week. Worth it.
Kyle: Whoa! What happened?
Chad Thundercock: Put me in the hospital for a week. Worth it.
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