fuck up a bird

Devour a whole chicken

Im starving.... i could really fuck up a bird right now

by Kleeve April 27, 2017

Bird

"Bird" adjective used as an insult.
A person of lower intellect who's usually very destructive mean or vile.
Also sometimes referred to as an "avian" or a specific species of bird in

order to emphasize their simple nature such as calling someone a pigeon

who are also known as "flying rats" in some cities.

"You good for nothing bird!"
"All you are is a simple-minded bird."

by teemo_extreamo October 31, 2023

Bird

Thot ; annoying ratchet female

She’s really a bird , she never stops clapping

by Slopes best February 9, 2019

Go birds

A mating call used by gay men to announce their homosexuality

I really like that man’s turd cutter, go birds!

by Alphabetsoup2848 September 28, 2025

Dirty Bird

When a male and female have anal intercourse and fecal matter is on the male's penis or comes out of her anus during intercourse

Bro, I was with Jenna the other night, and she dirty birded all over my dick.

by Da Nematode July 23, 2018

Gay bird poop in a can

Peeing in a man's ass and then immediately putting in a butt plug in his butt forcefully. Then, letting it marinate into a mix of poop and pee, similar to bird poop. After that, you proceed to rip out the butt plug like a ripcord out of a Beyblade and immediately put it into a can and throw it at said bird poop butt person.

Hey, remember when we did the classic 'gay bird poop in a can' to that pledge?

by Xanszu October 15, 2025

3am bird

A girl that you pick up in a club, bar, street or late night venue at 3am in the morning.

Usually pretty ugly, larger than the average, and very open to invites from anyone who is interested.

John: "How was your night?"

Richard: "Oh met a 3am bird and took her home!"

John: "Unlucky, but sometimes required :-)"

Richard: "True, but waking up next to her was very unlucky"

by TrayManator February 23, 2012