Time for work boss

What you text your friend to let them know either you are at work and suffering, or what you say to let them know it is indeed time for them to go to work

Johnny: Time for work boss
Bob: pain…..

by Amp020115 July 15, 2023

No More Words

You're talking, it all sounds fair
You promise your love, how much you care
I'm still listening and still unsure
Your actions are lacking, nothing is clear

No more words
You're telling me you love me while you're looking away
No more words, no more words
And no more promises of love

Remember when the words were new
They carried a meaning, a feeling so true
But I'm looking for a long romance
Not a picture of passion or one time chance

No more words
You're telling me you love me while you're looking away
No more words, no more words
And no more promises of love

Well don't fool your self
Your empty passion won't satisfy me
I know, so don't pretend that you want me
You don't want me

No more words
You're telling me you love me while you're looking away
No more words, no more words
And no more promises of love

We make love, it's all the same
Your eyes show nothing, no lover's flame
But don't promise we can work it out
You can leave right now if you're feeling doubt

No more words
You're telling me you love me while you're looking away
No more words, no more words
And no more promises of love

No more words
You're telling me you love me, you're looking away
No more words, no more words
And no more promises of love

No more words (and no more promises)
No more words, and no more promises of love
No more words (and no more promises)
No more words, and no more promises of love

by Death Menace September 16, 2023

giving up the work

When someone is exposing the sauce/technique/secret/pro-tip/the way you live

Telling the police where the drugs at are at. “Man jack is giving up the work to the police!”

by Xstrife September 23, 2023

doing the lords work

Changing the world like you change the toilet paper role with one good deed at a time is doing the lord’s work.

When you do what Jesus would do because somebody’s gotta do it.

I guess I will be doing the lords work and take one for the team so you can get laid.

by BabyGotRaQ September 29, 2023

cars that never work

cars that tend to have issues that cost hella money to fix or cars that break down in the middle of the road

I always have cars that never work !

by shitty cars October 21, 2023

Get back to work

Me: You should get back to work you monkey
Monkey slave watermelon eater: Ooga booga banana (edging)

Get back to work is typically used when telling your slave to work at the cotton fields

by TheGreatBananaMan January 11, 2024

God's Work Syndrome

God's Work Syndrome, or GWS, is the condition where someone is convinced that the work they are doing is of utmost importance to humankind, aka, God's work. Not applicable to situations where someone is actually doing societally important work, i.e., doctors, firefighters etc. But rather used when someone is deluded about the importance of their job in improving people's lives, and feels entitled, ex. entrepreneurs, academics.

"He thinks the VCs should just blindfold themselves and hand him all the funding he needs to run the company, because he's going to give free energy to the masses. That man's got God's Work Syndrome." "My boss just implied that our research project is more valuable than the Apollo program. This guys has some God's Work Syndrome."

by laser_jock January 27, 2024