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tool time

Tool time is a sex act where you're fucking a girl in the ass and as you're about to cum, you ask her if she wants to know what time it is. Regardless of her answer, you respond with "Tool Time!" and hit her in the back of the head with a monkey wrench as hard as you can.

Named after Tim Allen's show "Home Improvement", where he hosts a show named "Tool Time".
John is crazy. I heard that he had tool time with a hooker last night.
by Jonahko March 7, 2013
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Chicken Time

What fat kids yell out to their mamma's when they are gettin hungry!
Joshep: "CHICKEN TIME!!!"
Mamma: "My son is so fuckin fat"
by MEGAZOR September 5, 2010
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BK time

a special time with two special people on the hit television show OZ.
Man, look at Beecher and Keller go! OR I could really go for some BK time right now.
by Jezca January 21, 2003
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Private time

When trying to master-bate without you mom walking in on you.
Mom go away this is my private time!
by J.A1705 November 16, 2019
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wenis time

it is wenis time when you yell "wenis time" and grab somebody's wenis and pull on it. its bah.
Jay: matt, its wenis time!

Matt: Wheaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
by knobhead September 2, 2008
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big time

someone who thinks they are the better than you
i wouldnt bother trying to pull her, shes a big time
by buzz May 27, 2004
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what time is it?

Where we stand in a relationship

relates to having your cake and eating it too
What time is it? Asking your love interest if you meet, exceed or fail their love requirements. Getting a daily review of your attributes positive or negative is bad peanutbutter and jelly time.

What time is it? *Arriving at this type of coldness comes from pressing the issue or asking too often or for too much..

What time is it? Napoleon Dynamite didn't take that girl that wouldn't dance with him to the same dance every day, day after day for.. God, it seemed like an Eternity.

Girl looks at her watch and smiles at you is telling you She knows what time it is.
by yhtomittimothyavenger December 13, 2008
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