Tokyo Milk

use manga comics to wrap up your dong like an egg roll. then turn on an episode of dragon ball z and enough strobe lights to cause an epileptic seizure. after you've gyrated yourself to completion, use a chop stock to poke a hole in your bukake egg roll and insert a straw for your partner to enjoy like a tawaiin capri sun.

she said she was lactose intolerant

but that didn't apply to Tokyo Milk

by Solomon Sings January 19, 2024

almond milk evaporator

Someone or something which evaporates almond milk - typically a wave of light or radiaton.

My 732 gallons of almond milk stored at the coordinates 31.29492, -116.45114 has been evaporated by the *almond milk evaporator* I shall now seek revenge by bombing Michigan.

by youCantOutAlmondTheHut August 5, 2022

Titty Milk

Something that is particularly more tasteful.
The phrase alludes to children liking breast milk more than store bought cow's milk.

Normally I'd be mad about my 3.8 GPA, but that's some titty milk right there.

by Thicc Daddy LOAF May 1, 2021

milk licker

When u suck on the tit of a goat until milk cums out

That farmer down the street is a milk licker

by fuckfaceniggertitties February 13, 2014

Milk

Vodka

Haven't had my morning milk yet. Can I get a shot?

by altndm May 29, 2017

Cereal without milk

Cereal without milk is consumed only by retards

Did you see timmy eating cereal without milk? Who knew he had downs? I thought he was just weird.

by Milk in cereal guy October 6, 2023

Milk in a wine glass

Just imagine some milk being poured in a wine glass, throughout the progress you have goosebumps all over you're body, thinking how disgusting that is. Its basically "disgusting" but lengthened into 5 words.

"God damnit, you're just milk in a wine glass. Get away from me! Gross."

by AdamLmao November 19, 2020