Straight

Being the guy who asks their hot neighbor out for dinner then finding out their not into guy's and are offended by the smallest glimpse of a man.

Straight Man: "Hey I was thinking we shou-"
Woman?: "Who tf gave you the right to ask me out you pervert, all you straight men are so offensive to people like me!"

by OMG they hit the Pentagon January 23, 2024

flexi-straight

Being predominately straight, but less specific as the urgency to get off increases. Being attracted exclusively to the opposite sex, but flexible as to which gender can participate in getting one off.

He needed to cum, but his regular girls weren't available, so, being flexi-straight, it didn't matter if the nearest willing orifice was a guy or a girl.

by Nostrovio January 31, 2024

Straight

A person who acts gay in front of their friends and yet tells he's 'straight'.

"Are you gay?"
"Oh I'm straight 100%"

by anonymous February 4, 2024

Super straight

Gay furry

“I like men and anthropomorphic animals”
“Omg your super straight too!”
“Hell yeah! (Makes out)”

by Vegan_Meatball April 10, 2023

That's Going Straight In My Basket

An Act to pick up something that is necessary, using a funny term in the process

John: Oh look, some Carling! "That's Going Straight In My Basket!"

by twotowers202020 April 28, 2023

Straight white man

a prime example of this word is that one man thats sits in your class and thinks he an "alpha" luke roberts

oh yea hes a straight white man

by ihatestraightwhitemen December 6, 2022

straight peak

literally one piece, black clover and dragon ball

Let’s watch Straight Peak.
John watched Straight Peak all day.

by Litdidu December 15, 2022