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straight gay couple

A fictional queer couple depicted in a manner palatable to cishet audiences.
That ship is such a straight gay couple.
by seais4cookie October 31, 2023
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straight jerkin it

"hey man, what you doing?"
"don't know, straight jerkin it"
by bereft land November 5, 2023
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straight curious

a straight guy who thinks he's straight but experiments being gay with his homie, often by masturbating in the absence of women
alicia: my bf nick is straight curious
sarah: how do you know??
alicia: he and his homie josh sucked each other off and flip-fucked while I was on vacation
sarah: aren't they just gay?
alicia: nah they were watching straight porn and it was only because I was gone and nick was super horny
by aiden6969 November 18, 2023
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unfortunately straight

someone who doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.
Girl 1: What's wrong emwith that guy?
Girl 2: He's unfortunately straight.

Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: it means it's unfortunate that he's sexuallt attracted to women but doesn't care about their interests and only views them as an object to satisfy sexual needs and to cater to his every whim.
by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024
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unfortunately straight

Someone who is “unfortunately straight” doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.
Girl 1: What's wrong with that guy?
Girl 2: He's butthurt that I rejected him because he's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: It means that he is sexually attracted to a person but cares not about their interests or anything that makes them a human.

Girl 1: So he see's you as an object to satisfy his wants and needs without reciprocation?
Girl 2: Exactly.
by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024
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ohio mega sigma tizzy gyat straight outta ohio

When you see a BUSSN GYATT and cream harder than ever
IM ohio mega sigma tizzy gyat straight outta ohio
by OhioMaster January 11, 2024
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Straighting

Straighting is sooo boring and basic.

The straighting scene sucks ass.
by LingDanc803 January 12, 2024
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