speedy 

when you get high by smoking weed near (or preferably) behind a speedway gas station

“wanna get speedy?”

speedy by gigglepoop August 3, 2025

speedway slammer 

When the baby oil is lovingly applied to the anus, enabling extremely fast rear entry.

With JD's help, Donald encouraged Agent Mackey to give Satan a nice Speedway Slammer.

speedway slammer by RhondaSantis666 August 8, 2025

Speed

Born on January 21st 2005 as Darren Jason Watkins Jr., this young YouTuber commonly known as iShowSpeed is named for how fast he has children of his own when he was "only" 14 year old, which outpaces even most akcual adults.

People can't believe how fast Speed went from gaming to fatherhood; he's living life in the fast lane!

Speed by Emotional Cruiser August 15, 2025

Speedo 

Also called a banana hammock.

Friends, season 10, episode 14:
Phoebe: "I'm going to change my name to Princess Consuela Banana Hammock."
Mike: "Do you know what a banana hammock is?"
Phoebe: "It's a funny word."
Mike: "It's a speedo."

Speedo by CaroWhatev August 15, 2025

Speel Chucker 

Slang for "Spell Checker" on a smartphone or computer. It came about through spell checkers replacing mis spelt words or even correct words with equally mis spelt words.

I'm sorry that sentence didn't make sense, my speel chucker let me down.

Speel Chucker by Yuugee October 9, 2025

Speedbag

When you hit your nut sack with a massage gun

Stfu or we'll speedbag you.

Speedbag by Lord Erne October 24, 2025

Speechers

A group of people who talk a whole lot of bullshit.

"Katie and her friends became speechers when they mentioned the size."

Speechers by A Knight of Shovels November 17, 2025