Making a hand sandwich

Jackin' off. Wackin' yo dick, if you will.

"What is that weird noise in the other room?" Susie said nervously.

"Oh that? That's Minh, he's making a hand sandwich."

by NyanMax June 8, 2015

carbon sandwich

A sex act in which a woman named Esther is simultaneously fucked from the front and back.

Based upon some kinky ester groups in molecules.

Esther: last night was amazing! We made a carbon sandwich!

by DietCyanide November 8, 2018

Sandwich banger

For people who eat a bit too much so they develop a sexual interest in sandwiches

“Shut up you sandwich banger”
Or

“Jesus Christ I could throw a Molotov cocktail through your window so fast you couldn’t even finish fucking that sandwich you brain dead sandwich banger!”

by T00lbox123 August 20, 2021

Egg Sandwich at Cracker Barrel

when a twink lets two men dominate him from the mouth and rear in a cracker barrel bathroom.

I had an egg sandwich at Cracker Barrel

by gabe atol May 21, 2022

Chinese Sandwich

When two vaginas are pressed tightly together, and someone puts literal roast beef in the center.

"I was almost late for work because my girlfriend and her sister made me a Chinese Sandwich for lunch"

by HelloPity January 22, 2024

Diidiotźalad Sandwich

A sandwich composed of two idiots with a filling of salad between them.

Washington Post: a new meme format is taking the world by Storm. people around the world are voicing their political opinions by arranging a line of salad between dissidents and legislators alike. This is known as ‘Diidiotźalad Sandwich’.

by AlsoTwenty2 February 4, 2022

Sandwich

Shorthand insult for "idiot sandwich", a phrase coined by celebrity chef, Gordon Ramsay.

"Don't mix ammonia with bleach, you freaking sandwich!"

by BBQfingers March 6, 2022