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leg salad 

An event, typically between three or more patrons, where participants tangle their legs together while hanging out to show platonic affection. This often occurs while watching movies, playing Jackbox.tv games, during class breaks /recess and while sitting on floors (with or without mattresses.)

Although very similar to cuddling these two things are not to be confused. Cuddling is a more conscious action using the majority of one’s body to display romantic affection to one or more people. Leg Salad is an unconscious effort, whether it be due to limited couch space or just wanting to be closer to friends. Typically only waist down is what body parts are used during a leg salad but it is never limited to this. (Sitting on top of people, as long as neither are uncomfortable or angry, is considered Leg Salad.) No arms are used in Leg Salad so things such as phones and fidget toys can be used.
"Sorry we were late for class, we were tangled in a good leg salad and no one wanted to get up."

"Everyone thinks we're in a poly relationship because we often find ourselves in a leg salad"
leg salad by voidkid August 1, 2017

kook salad 

A kook salad is a group of kooks or a single kook being extra kooky
Kenny is being a kook salad ever since he got his own office
kook salad by KookinGang August 3, 2017

spunk salad 

A light semen drizzle directly onto your salad instead of the usual mayo or dressing.
"I hate that old nun, she's so homophobic."
"Never mind I've sorted her out. I only made her up a spunk salad and she's wolfing it down."
"Oh, you'll go to Hell for it."
"Worth it just to hear her ask for seconds."
spunk salad by LiberaceHudson April 19, 2018

HAM SALAD 

Sexual act:

When a person licks in one fluid motion from the butthole, through the taint and chode, to the shaft and on the dick.
I wasnt even hard until Sheila gave me a ham salad.
HAM SALAD by Mc Scumbag September 14, 2017

Puppy salad

A Chinese chicken wing in the butt and double penitration at the same time!!!
A puppy salad is when you Put a Chinese chicken wing(dog meat) in your woman's butt, and stick your junk in her vagina and pound the fuck out of her!!!!
Puppy salad by Robin sack October 6, 2017

Elias Salad 

Shitty salad
Oh you made Elias Salad.

It tastes like Elias Salad
Elias Salad by CanadianDevil October 24, 2017